And at the Flag

And at the Flag Building, They, for the first time, will be able to do “Super Power”. Super Power has not been released until now, Shaw said, because the church needed to build a facility specifically designed for Super Power. The new building will include a 150-foot running track on the sixth floor, which will be used as part of Super Power.

Is this a new pokemon attack you ask? no indeed! it’s some wacky shit the scientologists have made up.

In a much scarier note, someone else online pointed this out which i completely didn’t notice…

“It will have 889 rooms, 447 windows, 42 bathrooms.”

Lots of windowless rooms, far from toilet facilities. Hmmmmm.

that’s scary. this is starting to look like a good idea. sign it!