What the fuck are these?

I was just watching muted cnn, and i unmuted when I saw these scary-ass flares. they are huge and they don’t look like they move at all. It’s odd. Christianne Amanpoure was just reporting with it as a backdrop without saying anything about it.

I think, surely, giant robots are sweeping Basra for some reason. Yes, alien robots are harvesting bodies, wartime is their best harvest time of course, who would miss a few thousand people… And how would the US Government say that they aren’t our normal flares? I think this issss kjxj,v mxmmmmm

THESE ARE STANDARD FLARES BEING USED IN BASRA.
CONTINUE YOUR PRAISE AND/OR PROTESTS
OF THE POLICIES OF YOUR RESPECTIVE COUNTRIES.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COMPROMISE ROBOT ACTIVITIES ON THIS PLANET.