You Go Gurl.

If Ann [Coulter] were hot, then I could excuse some of her behavior. She only goes to the safe end of her sex appeal, ever so slightly, flossing a North Beach leather mini with her long legs and crazy anorexic body. If she had some integrity, she would go get some straight up phat silicone titties, and part her blonde hair in the middle, take two Velcro rollers and make those stripper forehead curls that make the boys say “Whassup Shorty!!”. If she had blonder, bigger hair, that would certainly add credibility to her conservative politics and her robotic upper class bigot never-had-any-shit-come-down-on-them like-a-hard-rain-so-why-should-they-care-about-anyone but-themselves values. She cannot spit her ignorant angry rhymes successfully with that beige lawyer lipstick. Ann needs to get some Revlon’s Cherries in the Snow, the ho’s lipstick of choice. She is a ho in sheep’s clothing, and it is about time she told the truth, the ho truth, and nothing but the truth. There is nothing wrong with docking cock for the things you believe in, but don’t play the thinking man’s bombshell with me. Because she doesn’t think and she is not anywhere near being the bomb and I just wish that she could be detonated and explode.

“Margaret Cho has a blog”:http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/blog.htm. Praise Jeebus.