Underworld

So, I saw “that movie”:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320691/. Hmm. It is crappy. Probably not a surprise to anyone, but. I like vampire things, so I thought it might be ok, I sorta liked the first “Blade”:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120611/, so clearly I’m willing to take a lot if you add vampires to the mix.

These vampires are crappy. As an example, the main character, who has been alive hundreds of years, a vampire, gets stabbed in the shoulder one time with a blade, loses too much blood, passes out, and drives her car into some water. She is then saved by a human in the car with her. Um. Her car. Because they drive places.

I would say they suck, but the drinking blood thing actually doesn’t happen. Once they pour what you might think is wine, but it’s too dark, and oooohh it might be blood. From where, who knows. That’s all the blood drinking that occurs.

So, about 30 minutes in, all I can think about it how Akasha would kick their asses. And how I wish she would.