Europe and sports

1. Palladian 02.07.06 / 4pm

   Sports is now the only way that Europeans can engage in international battles with each other after having grown so used to them in the preceeding centuries. Since war, fighting, guns, name-calling, etc are all now illegal in Europe their complicated sports rivalries are the only outlet they have left for their hostilities. I dread to see what will happen when their Muslim populations get completely out of control (probably when they realize that most European countries are no longer capable of defending themselves). Either Europe will completely roll over and surrender or they will get all genocidal. It’s a good each way bet. The third possibility is that we’ll have to save them (again). The question is, will we do it this time?

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